Friday, October 10, 2008

Cant Wait!!!

First off I thank blogger/blogspot for letting me post my thoughts. Then you people are and will be reading my posts. Well, thank you. Haha, sorry. This is my first post and I didn't know how to start, so I tried to sound like those wanne-be presidents, lol. My word choice, hopefully would have kinda given an insight to what kind of a person I am. I do not like politics and dont give a single crap for it. Not unless Im forced to for studies. Again, I am Indian, so unlike you guys I do care for how much I get in class. Like Mr.McCreery said we had to watch the debates and thats the only reason I watched it and I will watch the last one. I call myself a Democrat but if I had a choice, yeah, then probably I would be myself. =) I dont understand politics either. Life is way too short to worry about who will rule next. As far as its not Bush again. God dang it, I hate that guy. Hes such a fool, which compells me to tell you a small story:
You know when you are on the net and there are all these adds and crap? Ok, so I was browsing and as always I saw the add, "Bush's IQ is 125, can you beat him?" I got so bored of it, I asked my dad if his IQ really was 125, if it had been then I would probably had to die. Cuz the last time I checked mine, it was like 130 or something. Anyway, I asked him if his IQ really was 125 and the response I got was "It is partly right. Its not 125, but probably just 25." True in some way, I would say hes so stupid they probably need a new IQ score.
Anyway, Bush was really stupid in taking us into the war and all. OH!! I have another small story:
You know Im Indian right, so there was this new movie called "Dasavatharam" and Kammal in that plays 10 different roles. And surprisingly one of his characters is Bush. Man, he is so articulate in his acting. The make-up wise, character wise etc. Anyway there is this part where is on a limosine and there is a guard who gets a call. He says " Someone...needs tons and tons of NaCL." Ok, I know that probably most of you dont know what it means, but its simple. It just means salt. We have an excuse as we are just common people, but as a president he must know this. You know Abdul Kalam? The last president of India? Well guess what, he was actually a real scientist. HE WOULD PROBABLY KNOW what Im talking about. But Bush.....ahh....pity pity pity. A really poor president indeed. Anyway the guy goes someone needs tons and tons of NaCL. And BUSH just stares.....not taking a thing in. He doesn't get it AT ALL!!! How stupid could you be? Even I knew it, even the guard, but not the president. I can only feel pity for him. Oh well, hes a goner, and we need change! Barack Obama has change on its way! Please let himbe president. Us middle class could probably go rich that way. =P McCain, through his taxes, only the rich will benfit. And of course hes way toooo old. And various other reasons, like what about PDSDS, you know, Post Dramatic Stress Disorder. etc etc etc. I know I dont have good reasons, thanks, but I already know.
Anyway.....that was not at all what I was going to talk about. I am just really really excited today. I get to go the garbaa! Yeah!!! You wouldn't know what that is and neither would I expect you to know. Its celebrated for a reason, its actually a festival where us Indians get together and dance! Basically dance and party till 1. Yeah.....if there 1 thing I have learned about Indians over the years, it is that we are definitely "Indians are party Animals." Yep! You wont believe it, after what you see in school and all, how we study study study and all, but its the simple and sour truth. Im sorry, but truth must be known. We wear all our real luxurious and colorful dresses and look pretty tradional and all. And I, Vedanth Narayanan, born in Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India on the 14th of June, 1993 at 2 o'clock in the night is PROUD of it! I really am....its fun getting all Indians together to dance. Not just dance, but dance with dhandia sticks. Small sticks that you "dont" whack with. Its really fun you know, you should probably give it a try. Next year cuz I know you probably have things going on tonight and tommorrow. So yea.....nothing else. Guess its time for me to leave. And PARTYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it is time I leave. I bid farewell, good night, sweet dreams, sleep well, sleep tight, until next time my dear friends.

"Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than remember and cry." -Anon

2 comments:

kishi said...

hey ved.....nice writing...keep em coming..........am the first to comment on ur blog :)

Vanzthehopefulphilospher said...

Haha, thanks. Not to worry, I will update it, who knows when. Sorry, but I will definitely update it when something significant event occurs. =P